I Left My Glasses at Short Track.. Clear Oakley Frogskins

David Boerner

2014-07-30

Well, it turns out they were still sitting in that stump.

Thanks for not stealing my stuff, everybody.

Looks like I owe myself one wacky, yet effective, tagline!

-DB

On Tue, Jul 29, 2014 at 1:42 AM, David Boerner
wrote:

> Hello OBRA,
>
> There were contributing factors, I swear! But in short: I left my glasses
> at STXC.
>
> Normally I don't bother attempting to recover my glasses when I
> (inevitably) leave them at a race, but I JUST bought these ones and I
> really love them.
>
> Oakley Frogskins, clear with violet lenses. I left them inside the stump
> next to the start line (to the left of the start if you're, say, lined up
> about to start and realizing, neurotically, that you don't want to have
> glasses on)
>
> Returned glasses will be rewarded with one of the following rewards:
> -a wacky yet effective slogan for your startup company
> -a hand-drawn portrait of your legs
> -beer
> -coffee
>
> Thanks,
> David
>
>
> --
> http://www.davidboernerwriter.com/
>
>

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David Boerner

2014-07-29

Hello OBRA,

There were contributing factors, I swear! But in short: I left my glasses
at STXC.

Normally I don't bother attempting to recover my glasses when I
(inevitably) leave them at a race, but I JUST bought these ones and I
really love them.

Oakley Frogskins, clear with violet lenses. I left them inside the stump
next to the start line (to the left of the start if you're, say, lined up
about to start and realizing, neurotically, that you don't want to have
glasses on)

Returned glasses will be rewarded with one of the following rewards:
-a wacky yet effective slogan for your startup company
-a hand-drawn portrait of your legs
-beer
-coffee

Thanks,
David

--
http://www.davidboernerwriter.com/