headed pdx to bend tomorrow, need anything moved?

i'm driving my empty pickup to bend tomorrow, help quell my diesel guilt and let me haul your couch/10,000lb trailer/motorcycle/grill/pallet of cinderblocks (it's a big truck) for you. it's a longshot, but i figured i'd throw it out there. one way only... i'm bringing a big thing back. i could bring back a bike, a human (live) or something, but the pallet of cinderblocks is off the table. nothing illegal or extremely hazardous, please. -tony