This guy wrote an amazing FS ad. You WON'T BELIEVE what happened next!

Otis Rubottom

2015-09-01

I have things that I need to sell. You have gear needs. Why should we both be needy?

-Oakley Racing Jackets (formerly known as Jawbones), White/Blk w/ graphics. Comes with standard gray lens*, hard shell case and soft carrying bag.
Do you have eyes? Do you want them abused by the forces of nature on daily basis? Do you know the value of optics? The answers are Yes, No, and Yes. And the answer to your question of what glasses you need next is these. You need these. Precision designed in the alternate universe of Southern California and tested by riders faster, stronger and more subject to sponsor commitments than you or I, they represent some bad ass eyewear technology. Road rider? They are endorsed by climbers and sprinters alike. Cyclocross? Of course you do. Look no further for close-fitting, eye protecting, mud and dust shielding specs. Like to MTB/VTT? So do I. I employ these same glasses (not THESE. These are for sale. I would not sully them.) on single track of the supremely enjoyable nature.

These: http://littleredjet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Oakley-Racing-Jacket-Series-Little-Red-Jet-11.jpg

These can be yours for the low, low price of $100. Yes, you read that right. They have been worn a few times. Excellent condition. No scratches on lenses.

*If you want them with a pair of G40 Photochromic lens—fades from rose to dark—(has a couple minor scratches), say the word. And add $50 to the price (you’ll get both sets). Those lenses retail for $115.

-Specialized S-Works MTB shoes, 45.5, white/black. Carbon sole.
Carbon fiber. Sure, it’s just plastic with a space age name, but it’s legit. Crazy strong, crazy light. Plus, these shoes feature technology named after a deadly snake (that would be Boa, FYI). You know they will hug your feet and keep you connected through the flowiest of flow, the gnarliest of gnar. Plus they are white. And white shoes are proven to be 11.1111% faster. Proven by whom? Message me. We’ll talk. Only a few years ago—ok, 10 years ago—shoes like this only existed in your dreams. Or on the sketch pads of shoe obsessed engineers. Now, they can be yours for less than a pair of nice race tires. Hell, for about the price of one really nice Schwalbe tire.

On the spectrum of use, they fall between Brand New and Slightly Worn. Used two seasons and show some wear, but tons of life left.
These: http://images.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/d1a/2de/b51/52906/specialized-bg-s-works-mtb-shoe.jpg

Once again: A mere $100 puts these on your feet before cross season. Or make me an offer that includes some Belgian ale.

-Giro Aeon Helmet, M, Highlight Yellow (neon). Minmal use. Worn a few times.
Have you seen how a helmet is designed? I have. You need a helmet…so you don’t blow your mind. Somehow, with all the built-in air conditioning this helmet still manages to protect your most important body part. And it’s infinitely more stylish than a hospital gown. Plus, this one is bright. Like, it could maybe help save your life because you’re more visible bright. Or at least let your teammates know that’s you in the break. You are making the break right? Maybe you need a new helmet…or some better glasses (see above).

This is extra. I have another one. And a mtb helmet. That’s too many helmets. Give me $75 and rock this thing the way it should be.

Hit me up people. Thanks for reading.

Otis