Cyclocross heckling

Mike Rabinowitz

2015-10-02

"Those fancy deep section carbon wheels deserve better!"


Benjamin Drucker

2015-10-02

Hey, other racers are going faster than you! You'll never win at this rate!!

Sorry, I know I'm mean, ha ha.
On 30 Sep 2015 10:56 pm, "Tim Schauer via OBRA" wrote:

> "Hey! You're in the wrong race! The Clydes raced earlier this morning!!"
>
> "Hey! You know that bike has a big ring, right?"
>
> "Dude! Did you know this first lap is not a neutral lap, right?"
>
> "Hey Tim! It's nice of you to wait like that for the guys behind you. Oh,
> wait...there is no one behind you. If you slow down a little more you will
> look like you are in first!"
>
> "Tim! You are going to get lapped twice by Trebon. Maybe you should try to
> draft off him when he catches you....again."
>
> Tim Schauer
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> On Sep 30, 2015, at 9:56 PM, Sarah Tisdale via OBRA
> wrote:
>
> "What's wrong? No one else is breathing hard!"
>
>
> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 12:10 PM, Ian Boggs via OBRA
> wrote:
>
>> "Guess that was a waste of callup points", and "How you feeling about
>> your choice of gear ratio?" when a SS racer is struggling on a hill. I'm
>> kinda harsh.
>> On Sep 29, 2015 11:53 AM, "Shane Gibson via OBRA"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at
>>> Crusade Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...
>>>
>>> "Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
>>>> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races.
>>>>> Feel free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>>>>
>>>>>
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Tim Schauer

2015-10-01

"Hey! You're in the wrong race! The Clydes raced earlier this morning!!"

"Hey! You know that bike has a big ring, right?"

"Dude! Did you know this first lap is not a neutral lap, right?"

"Hey Tim! It's nice of you to wait like that for the guys behind you. Oh,
wait...there is no one behind you. If you slow down a little more you will
look like you are in first!"

"Tim! You are going to get lapped twice by Trebon. Maybe you should try to
draft off him when he catches you....again."

Tim Schauer
Mobile 360 904 0748

This message was sent from my smart phone

On Sep 30, 2015, at 9:56 PM, Sarah Tisdale via OBRA
wrote:

"What's wrong? No one else is breathing hard!"

On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 12:10 PM, Ian Boggs via OBRA
wrote:

> "Guess that was a waste of callup points", and "How you feeling about your
> choice of gear ratio?" when a SS racer is struggling on a hill. I'm kinda
> harsh.
> On Sep 29, 2015 11:53 AM, "Shane Gibson via OBRA"
> wrote:
>
>> Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at Crusade
>> Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...
>>
>> "Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
>>> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
>>>> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>>>
>>>>
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Sarah Tisdale

2015-10-01

"What's wrong? No one else is breathing hard!"

On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 12:10 PM, Ian Boggs via OBRA
wrote:

> "Guess that was a waste of callup points", and "How you feeling about your
> choice of gear ratio?" when a SS racer is struggling on a hill. I'm kinda
> harsh.
> On Sep 29, 2015 11:53 AM, "Shane Gibson via OBRA"
> wrote:
>
>> Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at Crusade
>> Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...
>>
>> "Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
>>> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
>>>> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>>>
>>>>
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Ian Boggs

2015-09-29

"Guess that was a waste of callup points", and "How you feeling about your
choice of gear ratio?" when a SS racer is struggling on a hill. I'm kinda
harsh.
On Sep 29, 2015 11:53 AM, "Shane Gibson via OBRA"
wrote:

> Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at Crusade
> Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...
>
> "Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"
>
>
>
>> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
>> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>>
>>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
>>> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>>
>>>
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Ken Luke

2015-09-29

Overheard at Barlow last year:

"Is that your pit bike?"

> On Sep 29, 2015, at 07:32, Greg brandelli via OBRA wrote:
>
> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.

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Jake Witty

2015-09-29

Luciano was dropping "They went that way," all during Het Meere

On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 11:33 AM, Shane Gibson via OBRA
wrote:

> Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at Crusade
> Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...
>
> "Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"
>
>
>
>> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
>> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>>
>>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
>>> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>>
>>>
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Shane Gibson

2015-09-29

Not mine ... but overheard ... and it still sticks with me ... at Crusade
Halloween in Astoria, circa 2011 ...

"Come oooooooonnnnn already! This is a race!"

> On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA <
> obra@list.obra.org> wrote:
>
>> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
>> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
>>
>>


jon.ragsda..@comcast.net

2015-09-29

You're so far back your in last for next week too

----- Original Message -----

From: "Dan Grabski via OBRA"
To: "Greg brandelli"
Cc: "OBRA@list.obra.org"
Sent: Tuesday, September 29, 2015 10:22:56 AM
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] Cyclocross heckling

“The kiddie cross course is over there, man.”

Dan

On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA < obra@list.obra.org > wrote:

Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
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Dan Grabski

2015-09-29

“The kiddie cross course is over there, man.”

Dan

On Tue, Sep 29, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Greg brandelli via OBRA wrote:

> Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel
> free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.
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greg brandelli

2015-09-29

nice. the best one i heard this weekend was, "its not too late to fake a flat"


Micah S

2015-09-29

You clearly need to spend more time standing next to me at cross races. I go for crushingly brutal but not too personal.

Micah


Greg brandelli

2015-09-29

Looking for suggestions of phrases to scream at cyclocross races. Feel free to get creative and personal. Post them here for everyone to see.