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On 7/27/12, Joe Zauner wrote:
> It's the Russians.
> These are the same Russians who tacked the Tour de France several weeks
> back. The group is call
> , roughly translated is Tacks for Vodka. They trying
> to focus media attention on the bastardization of vodka. The Department of
> Homeland Security classifies them as a terrorist group.
> Now, if you believe the recent NSA leak making the Internet rounds, the
> conversation between the leader of this group and his comrades shortly after
> the Tour de Tack went something like, "And now we hit the Americans," and so
> they google.ed cycling+city+USA and guess what they got? That's right,
> Portland, Ore. They flew into Canada -- naturally, because the Canadians
> can't protect their boarders -- and then they drove into the states via
> Sandpoint, Idaho because everyone knows Idaho is the dumbest state in the
> union. Bunch of inbred rednecks and nazi apologists. And, their elected
> officials can't use a public restroom without engaging in sorted sexual
> acts. Again, all this according to the NSA leak.
> Most experts didn't think the Russians would hit so early. Many suspect this
> "tacking" was an isolated dry run and done on Germantown Road because
> thought they'd find a German town there and they hate Germans.
> Can't stand them. They say they're so proper (and they stick their pinkies
> out when they say this part), wear skinny jeans and little eye glasses.
> Believe me, if they ever saw the Hawthorne strip they'd want to blow that
> place up.
> Anyway, their primary objective is cross. They want the whole season. They
> want to wipe it out. Like it never happen. They're saying success will only
> be achieved if everyone gets tacked before the holeshot. There's also
> chatter on the line about the use of snakes. Hundreds of thousands of snakes
> in 50 gallon drums. If you see a 50 gallon drum near a cross course for the
> love of God don't go near it. Call Discovery Channel and get Gator Boys on
> As we all know, it's never too early to prepare for cross. Even in the
> middle of summer. But this year it's more important than ever that we stay
> fit and vigilant.
> Stay alert, stay alive, Joe
>> Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2012 12:00:35 -0700
>> From: firstname.lastname@example.org
>> To: email@example.com
>> Subject: [OBRA Chat] Thrown Tacks - Old Germantown Road
>> I am trying to get the word out about tacks that are strewn all about on
>> Old German Road - I was on a ride last Friday 7/20 evening, about 5:30 pm,
>> and about 0.5 miles up Germantown road from Kaiser Road - heading east up
>> to Skyline, and a blue/dark gray Toyota Tacoma pickup truck with a
>> matching shell (I could not get the plate #) threw a large handful of
>> white-topped brass tacks out the passenger window, right at my wheels -
>> absolutely crazy - luckily I did not flat.
>> I noticed another spot on the way up the hill where tacks were present,
>> then on the way down Old Germantown Road, several other spots with tacks -
>> usually right on a corner, and at the bottom of the hill , where it meets
>> 30, there were a lot of tacks there too.
>> Just terrible - and pretty dangerous for riders going down these hills...
>> Please spread the word as you see fit -
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