Re: UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rick Johnson

September 3, 2013 at 9:51 AM

I used to feel a twinge of guilt about poking fun at people blasting
every member of our list with their pathetic pleas to be unsubscribed.
But now that I know they are not OBRA members - and they were simply a
parasitic part of this list - I feel much better that I was not in fact
teasing bonafide OBRA members.
Further, my faith is somewhat restored that the technical acumen of the
average OBRA member is better than this list would indicate.

Overall, it's starting out to be a pretty good day!

Rick Johnson
Bend Oregon

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On 9/3/2013 9:22 AM, Candi Murray wrote:
> So far it looks like all of these incompetent unsubscribers are not
> members. They signed on to sell something and then were not bright
> enough to sign off.. Maybe we need to make membership a requirement
> for subscription?
>
> Candi
>
> On Sep 3, 2013, at 8:51 AM, Kevin > wrote:
>
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>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> *From:* Christopher O. Williams > >
>> *To:* obra@list.obra.org
>> *Sent:* Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:42 AM
>> *Subject:* [OBRA Chat]
>> UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>
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