Greg Crane
What about square wheels, should not these people (if
you can call them people) use square wheels?
Greg
--- Jens Heycke wrote:
>
> I think Non-Oregonians should only be able to win
> championships only if:
>
> * They race at least 10 Oregon races a year, for 5
> years
>
> * They can recite 'My Oregon' from memory
>
> * They tape an Oregon Grape sprig on their jersey
> for all races
>
> * They submit to suprise inspections in their homes
> to establish
> that they are living like true Oregonians.
>
> Furthermore, I think all non-Oregonians should have
> to wear large letters
> designating their states on their jerseys, so we can
> identify them
> in races. Southern Oregonians are really more like
> Californians,
> so they have to wear a big 'C' on their jerseys too.
> And really,
> how sporting is it to just waltz across the
> Cascades, seize a
> medal that you don't really deserve and leave? The
> Cascades
> are an obvious natural boundary. So Bend people
> should have to
> wear the Idaho 'I'. Especially those sandbagger
> ex-pro people.
> This way we can identify the buggers, when they try
> to claim
> prizes that they're not entitled to.
>
>
> -- jens
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