CRUSADA - Technical

Due to a recent series of technical issues at the Cross Crusade events as well as in cycling associations locally and nationally, the Technical Director of the Committee to Repress Underweight Sandbaggers And Deliberate Antagonists (CRUSADA) is in a temporary ���stand down��� status and will not be performing his regular duties at the Washington County Fairgrounds Cross Crusade competition including the certified Clydesdale weigh-out.

To remind you, CRUSADA is the enforcement body dealing with weight doping and other attempts to camouflage cyclists' mass, improving their allure in the saddle while subverting and antagonizing established standards of cycling associated with the Cross Crusade. Although there will not be a technical official to weigh out the top three finishers and two or more random racers after the 9:30 race at the Washington Fairgrounds Cross Crusade event, it is expected that each racer will self-police their legitimacy to participate.

Technical Director (in absentia)
Committee to Repress Underweight Sandbaggers And Deliberate Antagonists