"Lance, call me ASAP!"

Thom Schoenborn

2017-02-27

http://deadspin.com/report-alberto-salazar-had-nike-runners-abuse-prescrip-1792754340

Blah blah blah, runners doping, blah blah NIKE Oregon Project, blah blah.

And then? This gem.

It also included an email Salazar subsequently wrote to Lance
Armstrong—before he was caught doping—that read, “Lance call me asap! We
have tested it and it’s amazing.”

I don't know why this cracked me up so much, but seriously, screw all these
guys.

TS