Okay so seriously on the "I want a really good deal on a brand new cassette..."
I have always wondered why those people don't just try this new fangled Google thing.
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Rick Johnson wrote:
>I think making membership a requirement for being on this list is a
>I was already under the impression that it was. Now the huge volume of
>classified spam makes sense, as well as the daily "I want a good deal on
>a brand new Durace cassette but I'm too lazy to go to the bike shop or
>buy one online" messages.
>I would go so far as to say classifieds should be a completely separate
>list from OBRA chat - but it's probably too late for that.
>* * *
>On 9/3/2013 9:22 AM, Candi Murray wrote:
>> So far it looks like all of these incompetent unsubscribers are not
>> members. They signed on to sell something and then were not bright
>> enough to sign off.. Maybe we need to make membership a requirement
>> for subscription?
>> On Sep 3, 2013, at 8:51 AM, Kevin > > wrote:
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