RE: Call to Arms for all Crusaders: The Grail

Duncan Calver

2005-01-05





What exactly are you talking about? Flap-heads? Squinty-eyed power? A

blessed civilization? Dogs of war loosened? Gentle plains and pastures of

British Columbia?

     As a Canadian citizen from BC/legal USA resident I find your manifesto

confusing and rife with excessive hyperbole, not to mention that it contains

a hint of nationalist paranoia! Has this anything to do with bicycle racing?

Maybe I missed something having to do with cyclo-cross (I'm a roadie)?

Please inform me, because although I was thoroughly perplexed by this, D

Grab, I have an inquiring mind and would like to know what you're getting

at...



Duncan Calver, Team Oregon



 From: D Grab <dgrab-@yahoo.com>

Reply-To: dgrab-@yahoo.com

To: ob-@topica.com

Subject: [OBRA Chat] Call to Arms for all Crusaders: The Grail

Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 11:22:34 -0800 (PST)





It is the Knights of the Cross Crusades and quite possibly America's

determination to actively oppose the threats of our time as formed and

fixed on December 21 2004. On that day we saw the base ignorance and

foolish cruelty of these flap-headed terrorists, and we glimpsed the future

they intend for us. They intend to strike fear and chaos into our peaceful

and noble lives to the limits of their squinty-eyed power.



As honorable citizens of a blessed civilization we feel it is right and

proper to extend to these heathens an opportunity to turn away from this

barbaric madness. Every potential adversary now knows that terrorism

carries serious consequences, and that the wise course is to abandon those

pursuits before the dogs of war are loosened upon the gentle plains and

pastures of British Columbia.



With our intrinsic strength and sacred resolve we shall face and overcome

this threat to all that we cherish. We declare an unrelenting war against

these crass, ignoble and square-wheeled infidels. We refuse to live in

fear. Failing their heeding of this final call for civilized conduct an

active campaign of vengeance shall be unleashed. Skies will turn crimson

with the glow of their burning villages and the night air filled with the

lamentations of grief and sorrow. Honor must be regained and retribution

delivered unto these fools. We march forth proudly with shields held high

and spears bright and all bathed in the golden light of righteousness.



your humble herald-of-tidings,



D.F. Grabowski, Esq.





"Hoyer, Brooke" <brooke-@hp.com> wrote:

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