Rick C Johnson

Too bad you didn't get it complete just a little sooner.. I'm sure a
karaoke machine could have been arranged for the banquet!
;-)

Rick

Lisa Winchester wrote:

>I wrote a new song that's a spoof on the Sheryl Crow song, "Leaving Las Vegas", I'm calling it, "Leaving Lance Armstrong." Thanks all for the random contributions.
>
> Lance rides real fast
> on any given street
> and I used to care a lot.
> I spent the good part of my summer
> in a team car
> but at least I'm not smoking pot.
> Oh, I'm pulling all my hair out
> and he's driving me insane.
> They race in all type of weather
> snow, wind, and rain.
> I pour some mineral water
> and go back to sleep
> why did I get in so deep?
>
> (Chorus)
> I'm leaving Lance Armstrong
> Ego so big
> Trek bikes, spandex,
> where'd I park my rig?
> Leaving Lance Armstrong
> Leaving for good, for good
> I'm leaving for good
> I'm leaving for good
>
> Used to be I would fly to Europe for 3 weeks,
> watch Lance Armstrong
> race up some mountain peaks.
> But since I broke the Blackberry.
> Lance just can't be far enough away.
> So I'm leaving Lance Armstrong today.
>
> [CHORUS]
>
> I'm sleeping in the middle of an altitude tent
> waiting for his stage to begin.
> But no Kid, no Eric, no Lance
> Can keep me happy now,
> make me want to sing again.
>
> [CHORUS]
>
> I used to hang out with Jagger and the like,
> then I started chasing this guy on a racing bike.
> I'm a pro musician and I know how to rehearse,
> but this guy rides up mountains for practice
> in sleet and snow and worse.
>
> [CHORUS]
>
> I'm leaving Lance Armstrong.
> And I won't be back,
> no I won't be back
> Damned yellow bands.
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