Cobra Kai
2008-08-19
Jim Walker, Cobra Kai has noticed that your results are probably the worst in the state of Oregon. Cobra Kai would like to suggest a team for you called Team Poser. You can pretend to race bikes, pretend to be competitive (since obviously you are not), sprint for last place (which you did this weekend). Maybe Cobra Kai will send you some kind of training plan in the hopes you won't get dropped at the True Amateur Criterium series if they put it on next summer. Cobra Kai also suggests that you invest in a sex change so a possibility of racing in the Womens 4 field will also be available. For now, Cobra Kai will continue to train with his Powertap and rip your legs off as you desperately cling to a draft 20 riders back.
Not bonsai, BANZAI!