Tracy & Kelsie Graves
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Hay y'all!
Jes' red wun a dem der emales frum the puter. sumthin bout neeoprin boobies and such. Well, don't no what thats fer but I no whut I do whens I go fer a ride on my bik.
Jes start with sum o dat heet stuff. Rub it all over yer body bfore ya get yer ridin close on. Speshly in the privet parts. keeps everythin nise an warm. When yer privet parts r reel hot, ya don haf to werry bout nothin els. So then ya see, I puts on my long undurwear cuz ma sez so. Sez it keeps ya good & warm. sumtimes I think thay is whut cause dem sores round my privet parts to bleed but I were em anyhow, cuz I don whunna cross ma. Shees a mean cuss when she wunts ta be. But I wont go inta dat now. I puts on a few a them undurwear sherts on top frum experiense. It gits reel cold sumtimes. Ma sets my trainin skedule an sumtimes I gotta go a long wayz bfore I find my way bak home. I breeng a flashlite cuz it usually gets dark. 'Sides that, I wunt them trucks ta see me on the highway when I'm racin carz. Don no why ma alwayz says I hafta ride home on highway 97, seems awful danjerous ta me. She says it'll make me strong fer racin. Olways thinkin of me, ma iz. Anywayz, when I get enuff sherts on, then I get on my ovurallz, the warm wunz though, without the holz in them. Then's time fer them wool soks somewun talkd ubout and my boots. I were wun o dem wool jakets too, an a cuple pares uv wool soks on my hands ta keep warm. By now the heets kikin in an I'm gettin reel cozy. Ma sez if ya keep yer hed warm, the rest uv ya will stay warm, so I puts on that cap granpa gave me with the tale on it. Alwayz were yer helmet fer safety. Pa made me a nu wun for the racin seezon outa Betsy. (Boy wuz she good eatin.) He says it's jes like hiz when he playd futboll. Itz alot better than dem plastic wuns.
Pa sez I'll stay lotz warmur if itz hardur to ride my bik. So, he getz them tires without the are in em. They don last tu long though as I were them out perty quik. Thatz ok though cuz the medal part werks jes fine. I don tell pa when the tires are gone cuz it's eazier ta rid without em. I'm no dummy. (He findz out soon enough.) We don get much rain here jus alot o snow an ize. Stayin ups perty tuff but I'm no quiter. I probly foll down evry few feet er so. Good thing I got Betsy ta keep me safe. It hazn't hert my hed yet. Sept evry tim I fall the gun rak hitz me in the gut. Gettin tired o that fer sure. I won kid ya, itz a litle cold at ferst but the kee is to werk up a swet and that reely getz the heet stuff werkin for ya. Then I'm uzually fine for the rest uv the day.
Hop this helps all ya fello bikers out der, Keep on bikin and watch out fer them big trucks, der hard on frunt wheelz.
Pee. Es. Pleez don tell Pa ubout thu tirz
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hay y'all!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Jes' red wun a dem der emales frum the
puter. sumthin bout neeoprin boobies and such. Well, don't no what
thats fer but I no whut I do whens I go fer a ride on my bik.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Jes start with sum o dat heet stuff. Rub it
all over yer body bfore ya get yer ridin close on. Speshly in the privet
parts. keeps everythin nise an warm. When yer privet parts r reel
hot, ya don haf to werry bout nothin els. So then ya see, I puts on
my long undurwear cuz ma sez so. Sez it keeps ya good & warm.
sumtimes I think thay is whut cause dem sores round my privet parts to bleed but
I were em anyhow, cuz I don whunna cross ma. Shees a mean cuss when she
wunts ta be. But I wont go inta dat now. I puts on a few a them
undurwear sherts on top frum experiense. It gits reel cold sumtimes.
Ma sets my trainin skedule an sumtimes I gotta go a long wayz bfore I find my
way bak home. I breeng a flashlite cuz it usually gets dark. 'Sides
that, I wunt them trucks ta see me on the highway when I'm racin carz. Don
no why ma alwayz says I hafta ride home on highway 97, seems awful danjerous ta
me. She says it'll make me strong fer racin. Olways thinkin of me,
ma iz. Anywayz, when I get enuff sherts on, then I get on my ovurallz, the
warm wunz though, without the holz in them. Then's time fer them wool soks
somewun talkd ubout and my boots. I were wun o dem wool jakets too, an a
cuple pares uv wool soks on my hands ta keep warm. By now the heets kikin
in an I'm gettin reel cozy. Ma sez if ya keep yer hed warm, the rest uv ya
will stay warm, so I puts on that cap granpa gave me with the tale on it.
Alwayz were yer helmet fer safety. Pa made me a nu wun for the racin
seezon outa Betsy. (Boy wuz she good eatin.) He says it's jes like
hiz when he playd futboll. Itz alot better than dem
plastic wuns. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Pa sez I'll stay lotz warmur if itz hardur to
ride my bik. So, he getz them tires without the are in em. They
don last tu long though as I were them out perty quik. Thatz ok though cuz
the medal part werks jes fine. I don tell pa when the tires are
gone cuz it's eazier ta rid without em. I'm no dummy. (He findz
out soon enough.) We don get much rain here jus alot o snow an
ize. Stayin ups perty tuff but I'm no quiter. I probly foll down
evry few feet er so. Good thing I got Betsy ta keep me safe. It
hazn't hert my hed yet. Sept evry tim I fall the gun rak hitz me in
the gut. Gettin tired o that fer sure. I won kid ya, itz a
litle cold at ferst but the kee is to werk up a swet and that reely getz
the heet stuff werkin for ya. Then I'm uzually fine for the rest uv
the day.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hop this helps all ya fello bikers out der, Keep on
bikin and watch out fer them big trucks, der hard on frunt wheelz.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Pee. Es. Pleez don tell Pa
ubout thu tirz </FONT></DIV>
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