Quenton Conant
2009-05-14
For a grossly inflated premium I can supply you with all the sugar pills you will ever need.
For every order of sugar, I will also include for you free of charge water that is guaranteed to not contain even one molecule of the original substance that you're wanting to ingest!
Act now, operators are standing by.
If your problems aren't slightly better in 4-14 days I'll refund your money.
/sarcasm