Kevin Rhea

We have a completely remodeled "from the rooter to the tooter" 800sqft, 2br house with fenced yard, garage and all appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher available...NOW in St Johns! Wanted to give an OBRAite first chance before we list it elsewhere. Great location, less then a mile to St. John's Bridge for great access to Dirty 30, Sauvie Island and the "climbs", bike lane/route out back door, bus stop across street, less then a mile to everything one needs to "survive" including but not limited to: Starbucks/Safeway/Freddies/Beer Porches cart pod and of course the amazing Mexican food at Tienda Santa Cruz which, if ya don't know ya betta as sumbody! Easy ride to summertime evenings at PIR or a casual roll over to Kelly's Point Park or Smith/Bybee Lakes. 4.8miles of bike lane bliss to the adidas world domination headquarters and 1.7mi to marinated tofu at New Seasons. Why pay $1500-$1800 for a 2 bedroom "dorm room" when you can be straight maxin' and relaxin' in your own private crib, grillin' tofurky dogs in the backyard while tuning your ride in the comfort of your spacious "bike room" aka garage. Ready to move? Want a house not a "dorm room"? Did your parents teach you how to take care of other people's property? Are you without "fur" aka no furry creatures allowed (dogs nor cats)? We despise the cancer stick, do you? Great, 'cause the only thing smokin' at this crib is what's on the grill, feel me? Finances on point? Are you willing to disclose said finances or will you pull a Trump? If you answered those questions correctly then you're set. The house is move-in ready right now. Rent is $1575 per month. We need a 1yr lease and some deposit stuff we can discuss plus all the usual blah blah blah crap that goes with renting. If you're willing to access your cycling strength and cut the grass regularly(lawn mower provided) and pull a couple weeds when needed we'll knock some cheddar off the block of cheese. If you're an OBRA member we'll hack off another little slice. Those last two sentences interpreted for those dazed and confused means, we'll give you a couple additional discounts on rent. Hit us up direct: 503-475-5906 or rhea.kevin@gmail.com, want pics...holla 'cause we got'um.