Michael O'Hair

It's these new-fangled compact frames. Most of them ride single speeds ( no

opposable thumbs ) and they all ride out of the saddle. And they're smarter

than most dogs and many cyclists. Your only hope is to make a series of

sharp turns since they have difficulty controlling the bars ( no opposable

thumbs ).   Whatever you do, never carry pate or a good burgandy; not only

will they bite you, but they'll take your lunch. And then complain about

the wine being a bit immature.







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From: <RCJoh-@attglobal.net>

Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] a dog crashed me today.





 I'm voting you the winner of this oneupsmanship contest - I've never

seen a poodle that can drive!



Rick





T. Kenji Sugahara wrote:



 You think a weiner dog is bad....



I was bitten on the as$ by a poodle while pedaling uphill. It even

had those dang poofy things on its feet.



It first did a drive by to see if I was tasty enough and then

pounced. Sheesh.