BWitty

http://www.crosscrusade.com/flyers/2004/party.html





Time draws nigh for one and all to once again honor the warriors of

renown and to remember the great deeds that have made the 2004 River

City Bicycles Cyclo-Cross Crusade Series.

Please join us as we raise voices to sing out toasts to praise-worthy

feats and glorious undertakings of the season past!

? Prizes for Cyclo-Cross Crusade Series Winners (and Whiners)

? Medals for the State Championships Race

? Special recognition awards and a 'Doorway of Doom' raffle prize or two



? Enjoy brand new Cyclo-Cross Crusade videos (two of them!) by

racer/videographers Doug Evans and John Wilson.

? Music and ambience by the venerable Digital DJ Service.

? Stare with fascination at the chimeric Single-Speed Series Points

Equation of Wonderment...

? Feel the Eternal Shadow of the Perpetually Unshaven Dungeon Master

Bradley Ross!

? Meet the Partially Bearded Lady of the Lake! (Witty in drag?)

? Witness the Enchanted Magicks at work on the Un-stainable Chinos of

Potestio!

? Ask questions of the Sacred Oracle of Slingsby!

? Ponder the sublime derri?re of Sir Russ "the Body" Humberston

? Be dazzled by the blue flame pyrotechnic displays of John "the Wizard"

Myers

? Second guess the true Meaning of Life with the Big Grabowski



Also featured, will be a free-form interpretive 'Dance of the Sylphs'

and Mongolian Throat Singing (okay- maybe not). But you can count on a

cleverly, albeit modestly, arranged buffet of tasty finger foods. Ample

quantities of MacTarnahan's Amber Ale (the "Any Time, Any Temperature"

Energy Replacement Fluid) will also be on hand to quench your thirst.

When and where can you expect to experience these astonishing things???



Friday December 10th, 2004. Around about 7:00pm ('til the beer is gone)

at the Mountain Cycles/ Kinesis facility:

3808 N. Williams Avenue

Portland, OR 97227