Cyclocross Crusade Awards Party- Sat. 12/3

BWitty

2005-11-30



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Make sure to check out the video teaser (link below).....

Flyer cut and pasted from http://www.crosscrusade.com/flyers/2005/december_3.html







     

      Please join us as we raise voices to sing out toasts to praise-worthy feats and glorious undertakings of the season past!





      Once again Time draws nigh for one and all to honor the warriors of renown and to recall the great deeds that have made the 2005 River City Bicycles Cyclocross Crusade the biggest, baddest and bestest cyclocross series in the whole U.S of A!!!



      - Prizes for Cross Crusade Series Winners and Whiners

      - The bestowing of the "Golden Bag of Sand" and other special recognition awards

      - Medals for State Champs

      - Series Prize Swag Bag

      - Doorway of Doom Raffle

      - Witness the S.S. Series Points Equation of Wonderment (A Custom Vanilla Frameset to the winner!)

      - Touch the Eternal Mullet of the Perpetually Unshaven Dungeon Master Bradley Ross!

      - Meet the Partially but Stylishly Bearded Lady of the Lake! (actually this will just be Brian Witty in drag)

      - Witness the Enchanted Magicks at work on the Unstainable Chinos of Potestio!

      - Stare into the eyes of Beastmaster Slingsby!

      - Ponder upon the sublime with Sir Russ "the Body" Humberston

      - Laugh and cry with Sir Donovan's subtle, intuitively felt, rhythmic quality mood swings

      - Be dazzled by the blue flame pyrotechnic displays of John "the Wizard" Myers

      - Music and mood enhancement by the Digital DJ

      - Unveiling of the 2005 Cyclocross Crusade Series DVD by John "Paparazzi" Wilson (Check out the teaser! 4.3 MB WMV file )



      Also featured will be a free-form interpretive Dance of the Sylphs, Mongolian Throat Singing, a cleverly albeit modestly arranged buffet of tasty finger foods as well as ample quantities of MacTarnahans' "Any Time, Any Temperature" Energy Replacement Fluid.



      When can you expect to experience astonishing things???



      Only on Saturday, December 3rd 2005. Doors open at 6pm and awards start at 7pm at the Mountain Cycles/ Kinesis facility located at 3808 N. Williams Ave.

     







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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Flyer cut and pasted from <A

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      glorious undertakings of the season

      past!</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></STRONG></P><FONT face=Arial><SPAN

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      <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt" align=left><FONT face=Arial

      size=2></FONT><BR><FONT size=3>Once again Time draws nigh for one and all

      to honor the warriors of renown and to recall the great deeds that have

      made the 2005 River City Bicycles Cyclocross Crusade the biggest, baddest

      and bestest cyclocross series in the whole U.S of A!!! <BR><BR>- Prizes

      for Cross Crusade Series Winners and Whiners<BR>- The bestowing of the

      "Golden Bag of Sand" and other special recognition awards<BR>- Medals for

      State Champs<BR>- Series Prize Swag Bag<BR>- Doorway of Doom Raffle<BR>-

      Witness the S.S. Series Points Equation of Wonderment (A Custom Vanilla

      Frameset to the winner!)<BR>- Touch the Eternal Mullet of the Perpetually

      Unshaven Dungeon Master Bradley Ross!<BR>- Meet the Partially but

      Stylishly Bearded Lady of the <st1:place w:st="on">Lake</st1:place>!

      (actually this will just be <st1:PersonName

      w:st="on">Brian</st1:PersonName> Witty in drag)<BR>- Witness the Enchanted

      Magicks at work on the Unstainable Chinos of Potestio!<BR>- Stare into the

      eyes of Beastmaster Slingsby!<BR>- Ponder upon the sublime with Sir Russ

      "the Body" Humberston<BR>- Laugh and cry with Sir Donovan's subtle,

      intuitively felt, rhythmic quality mood swings<BR>- Be dazzled by the blue

      flame pyrotechnic displays of John "the Wizard" Myers<BR>- Music and mood

      enhancement by the Digital DJ<BR>- Unveiling of the 2005 Cyclocross

      Crusade Series DVD by John "Paparazzi" Wilson (Check out the teaser!

      </FONT><A

      href="http://www.crosscrusade.com/images/movies/2005_teaser.wmv"><FONT

      size=3>4.3 MB WMV file</FONT></A><FONT size=3> ) <BR><BR><I><SPAN

      style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Also featured will be a free-form interpretive

      Dance of the Sylphs, Mongolian Throat Singing, a cleverly albeit modestly

      arranged buffet of tasty finger foods as well as ample quantities of

      MacTarnahans' "Any Time, Any Temperature" Energy Replacement

      Fluid.</SPAN></I> </FONT></SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></P>

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      size=3>When can you expect to experience astonishing things???

      <BR><BR>Only on Saturday, December 3rd 2005. Doors open at 6pm and awards

      start at 7pm at the Mountain Cycles/ Kinesis facility located at </FONT><A

      href="http://tinyurl.com/8nmu6" target=_blank><FONT size=3>3808 N.

      Williams Ave.</FONT></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

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