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The Meet The Team rides kick off this weekend led by Team Hoser tryouts. This is not a casual ride. Be prepared to hammer your way to the most fantastic new team on the OBRA horizon. The ride will be a 20 mile time trial on Sauvie Island. There will be a category for each person, and a fixed gear category if you wish to race twice. Please do not bring aero gear. It is not necessary because everyone knows aero gear is for sissies. Everyone must know the secret password in order to try out for the team. The password is BANZAI. You must also bring cookies and coffee OR beer (and none of that cheap watery canned stuff either) for the MTT coordinator. Failure to meet any of the above requirements will result in immediate disqualification.

And, OMG I can't believe I have to say this, yet I must...
Yes, this is a joke.