joe cipale
On Sat, 2008-08-23 at 09:26 -0700, Thomas Hoffman wrote:
>
> I have it on good authority that Brad, Luciano, and the annoying girl from
> the AT&T commercial are being held by the US Marshalls after allegedly
> Stalking Michael Phelps as he was teaching Gay Baby Dolphins to swim
> somewhere in the South Pacific. Seems that the trio broke into Mr. Phelps
> room and were caught red handed modeling Michaels Swim trunks and prancing
> around in gold medals. Authorities were tipped off when guest of the hotel
> complained to the front desk of excessive noise coming from the Phelps
> suite. Officers on the scene stated that an argument had broken out between
> Brad and Luciano about who had the bigger Man Crush on Phelps. This provoked
> the Annoying AT&T girl to scream and jump around the room yelling, "Michael
> is Mine, Michael Is Mine."
Thomas,
you really ARE deranged... :^)
Joe