Darell C. Provencher

10. You may not get to sprint in front of a TriMet bus, but maybe you'll try
to sprint in front of the Tank.

9. Your lost Powertap computer can be found on the track apron.

8. You don't have to hang out with a bunch of snively roadies!

7. There are no hills.

6. You never have to turn right.

5. What other opportunity do some of us have for stuffing 200+ pounds into
too-small Lycra skinsuits?

4. There is a bell to remind you when to sprint.

3. Your race number is always on your LEFT side.
http://www.obra.org/number_placement.html

2. No matter how hard or far you ride, your car is right there in the
parking lot.

1. You can race on May 9th at Alpenrose to support the Eric Kautzky Memorial
Scholarship
Fund at Tigard High School. See you there!

http://www.obra.org/track/flyers/2009/eric_kautzky_track_race.html

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