T. Kenji Sugahara
Ron- you will have to don a sumo suit filled with enough water to have
you at 200.
On Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 7:26 PM, Ron and Dorothy Strasser
wrote:
> If I weigh 125 (I am not good at math so have no idea how many contadors
> that might be and frankly do give a rip).... I just wanna know how many of
> those diving weight belts I would need to wear to meet the entry limits.
> Or... would wearing weight belts be the same as using EPO or that
> testosterone stuff. I just want to support the Clydes and Athenas. And if
> in the end I can not race with them, I wish them a great race and a well
> deserved brew. Giant Clyde date at the Deschutes Brewery!
> ron
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Matthew Lasala
> To: OBRA remailer
> Sent: Tuesday, November 24, 2009 10:45 PM
> Subject: [OBRA Chat] Fwd: CLYDESDALE CYCLOCROSS CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE
>
>
> The Knights of the Cross Crusade Have Spoken
>
>
>
> The Clydesdale Cyclocross Champion of the Universe Will Be Chosen in Bend,
> Oregon on December 12, 2009
>
>
>
> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
>
> November 24, 2009
>
>
>
> Contact:
>
> Brad Ross, Dungeon Master, Cyclocross Crusade, (503)806-6943
>
>
>
> (Portland, Oregon) – The Knights of the Cross Crusade have spoken, therefore
> let it be known that on the second Saturday of the twelfth month of the year
> 2009, a Clydesdale Cyclocross Champion of the Universe will be chosen in
> Bend, Oregon.
>
>
>
> Cyclocross gladiators weighing 200 pounds (1.428 Contadors) or more, and
> Athenas, female gladiators weighing 160 pounds (1.142 Contadors), or more,
> are eligible to enter the ring of battle.
>
>
>
> This quest for the first ever Universal Champion of big-boned cyclocross
> warriors is being heralded as the most prestigious honor ever bestowed in
> our cycling galaxy. The ceremony will commence at 8PM at the Deschutes
> Brewery Warehouse during the not-to-be-missed Giant Warehouse Party being
> hosted by Giant Bicycles and Deschutes Brewery, on the Saturday night of the
> 2009 USA Cycling Cyclocross National Championships.
>
>
>
> By the power and creed of the Black Knight of the Cross Crusade, the rules
> of combat have been fortified: there will be no pit, costumes are
> encouraged, the Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers will be on hand to add
> to the pomp, and no form of seriousness will be tolerated. Furthermore and
> heretofore, call-ups will be based on weight in descending order, with the
> heaviest racers starting first. All warriors will be weighed at
> registration. The first three finishers will be scored. All others will
> finish in the herd.
>
>
>
> There will be a $15 entry fee that will cover your race fee and your first
> beer at the party immediately following the race. OBRA licenses will be
> required. One day OBRA licenses will be provided at no cost to racers who
> do not have an annual OBRA license.
>
>
>
> The race course will be dimly lit and headlights and headlamps are highly
> recommended. Race duration will be 30 minutes and will take place on
> one-half of the National Championship Course.
>
>
>
> Registration starts at 7:30PM at the Deschutes Brewery Warehouse. The party
> starts at 8PM. The race will start at 9PM.
>
>
>
> In addition to being awarded with the first ever Champion of the Universe
> jersey, the crowned Clydesdale Champion will be showered with unspeakable
> riches, including a season pass to the Frite Cart at the 2010 Cyclocross
> Crusade.
>
>
>
> # # #
>
>
>
>
>
> ______________________________
>
> Doug La Placa
>
> President/CEO
>
> Visit Bend
>
> (541)382-8048
>
>
>
> visit bend. be inspired.
>
>
>
>
> --
> Matthew Lasala
>
> "Start slow...then taper"
>
>
>
> --
> Matthew Lasala
>
> "Start slow...then taper"
>
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