Helmut Roole

OBRA: "Hey, USAC! Stick it in your bum bum!"

Nick Dougher

1. like you stole it? =Tired old NASCAR-esque rehash- on par with
"where's the beef"
2. Ever had a bike stolen? nuf said.
3. Vomit themes: great spirit, wrong terms.
4.I solicit:

How about just "Keepin' it down"
the "it" is entirely up to the reader
If we are going to rob others for our sayings, why not a nod to technology
"...(but) this one goes to eleven"

Or some competitive fire disguised as bicycle instructions:
"Now Step on the Other One"

Or Something about OBRA
"Oregon Bicycle Racing Association:
a way of life inside
a way of life inside
a way of life"

my fave,

"INCITATUS ROTAS FORTUNAE!"
( or any combination thereof)

My observation is that shirts with puns don't get worn; but make good rags.
"Watts the big fuss?"