Darell C. Provencher

Fill in the blank. The correct response is P. There is no R in the forecast
for this Saturday's 5th Annual Eric Kautzky Memorial Track Race. Anyone
caught smiling during their races will be immediately escorted to the
nearest, soonest, and hilliest time trial available on the race schedule. 30
races across 10 categories are currently on the slate for May 8th. It's
gonna hurt. But afterwards you can smile, knowing you just finished the
first mass-start track racing of the season. And you've contributed to a
high school scholarship fund for selected graduating seniors planning to
major in sports medicine or biiology.

Registration starts at 9am. Kiddie Kilo roars off at 10am, followed by our
omnium events. Here's the tentative schedule:

Junior Women: 2/3 mile, mile, pts
Men Cat 4: pts, unk dist, scratch
Junior Men: 2/3 mile, pts, mile
Men Cat 3: unk dist, pts, pt-a-lap
Women Cat 4: scratch, pts, mile
Men Cat 1/2: pt-a-lap, win & out, pts
Women Cat 1/2/3: pts, scratch, m&o
Masters Men 40+/50+: scratch, pts, m&o
Masters Women 40+: unk dist, m&o, pt-a-lap
Men Cat 5: scratch, pt-a-lap, mile

Racing fee is $5 for juniors, $15 for everyone else. $5 for each additional
eligible category. Kiddie Kilo is free! Fore more details see:

http://www.obra.org/track/flyers/2010/eric_kautzky_track_race.html

Net proceeds to benefit the Eric Kautzky Memorial Scholarship Fund at Tigard
High School. See you there!

Thanks,

Darell Provencher
www.teamrosecity.com