Brian Barker

Hey, you with the 2000 watt generator.

Yeah, you know the one you bought for the Rapture? Well, it's not gonna happen, and your wife is sick of looking at the stupid thing collecting dust in your garage. You should sell it to me. I'll come pick it up.

My wife, toddler and I need a generator to power the heater that warms our tiny little trailer that we sleep in at the ski area parking lot. Seriously. We'll be shivering in the night until you respond.

Thanks.