Jazzy's European Adventure, Vol. 1

TJDu-@aol.com

1999-12-27

Hi Everybody,



For Bike Racers still on this list, the following narative is inspiring and

enjoyable. I had the opportunity to travel with Adam to Nationals and

enjoyed every minute, except when my soy hot chocolate spilled when I woke

from my snooze, a whole different story.



Go Adam!!!!!



Tom Durkin



Subject: Jazzy's European Adventure, Vol. 1

From: amye-@aol.comANTISPAM (Adam Hodges Myerson)

Date: Mon, 27 December 1999 03:12 PM EST

Message-id: <19991227151255.01103.00001286@ng-fj1.aol.com>



December 24th, 1999

So, I've just had a nice vegetarian meal, finished off with a glass of

cognac.

Sounds nice, doesn't it? Except that I'm on a plane to Europe, and I'm

actually

having a miserable time, because I just don't want to go. Maybe I should back

up a bit and explain...

I was supposed to retire from racing this year. Last fall I got married, quit

the team I was riding for, and got a job. I obviously kept racing, though;

retirement for me simply meant retirement from being a full-time bike racer.

No

more traveling from race to race, sleeping on friends' floors, or scraping up

rent from prize winnings. I was going to retire to the life of the local bike

racer with fun as a top priority, my only goal to be as fit as I could with

the

time that I had to train.

And I did that. We started a new club in Northampton, and I had the time of

my

life racing with guys who were my friends first, and cyclists second. I got to

do some New England races that I hadn't done since I was a junior, and some

that had popped up while I was out trying to make a career. I was reminded

that

New England is the Belgium of the US: a ton of good races in a really small

area, packed with talented local riders who revel in hard conditions. It was

beautiful.

But work sucked! I hadn't been in an environment that oppressive since high

school, and it was only a matter of time before I had to get out of there or

go

postal. I was considering going back to school to get certified to teach,

which

had been my career plan for years. At the same time I had been picking up more

and more coaching clients as the year went on. At some point the light bulb

went off, and I realized that coaching full-time was the best way to satisfy

my

desire to be a teacher, pass on my cycling knowledge, and work for myself. And

so that was that. Working at home then allowed me the flexibility to train

again. And being a cycling coach essentially necessitated my presence and

involvement at the races. So, with the new 'cross season on the horizon, I was

a bike racer again. SuperCups, here I come!

It was then that I was contacted by Peter Wedge, a friend of mine from Canada

who races mountain bikes for Mapei-Kona. We'd raced together as juniors at the

Tour de L'Abitibi, and had both raced 'cross in Switzerland in 1997. A German

rider named Tobias Nestle had contacted him about coming over in October to do

the East Coast SuperCups in Boston and New York. Peter put him in touch with

me, and since I have about a metric ton of karmic debt to repay I offered to

put him up. That was that!

Tobias was excited to race in the US, and he had a grand time. He was a great

houseguest, a good training partner, and just a generally cool guy to hang out

with. I don't think he'd even gotten to Northampton, though, when he made me

the offer I couldn't refuse: he invited me to come back to Germany with him to

race. I was a bike racer again, what could I say?

But my performance in the Boston SuperCup filled me with doubts. I had been

racing really well up to that point, and was leading the New England series.

The first signs of bad form showed themselves in the ECV race the day before.

After getting away on the first lap with Tim Johnson and Tobias, I faded back

to the next group, and hung on for dear life until I crashed bunny-hopping a

hurdle, and eventually quit the race. Again on Sunday I started well and rode

with the leaders until a wave of fatigue overtook me. I faded and faded until

riders I had never seen before started passing me. It was time to cut my

losses

and quit the race. Going to Europe was off, and I doubted I would even bother

with the West Coast SuperCups or nationals.

I got sick the next day, of course, and took the rest of the week leading up

to the New York SuperCup easy. By the end of the week I was coming around, so

I

opened up a bit the day before the race. I don't know what happened, but I

pulled a big ride out of my ass in New York, and wound up 10th. This time I

didn't try to ride with the lead group, but instead backed off before I blew.

I

rode comfortably in the second group, and was even able to cover some attacks

throughout the race. The short, steep hills on the course definitely hurt me,

but I stayed on over the tops, recovered on the flats, and tried to ride a

tactical race. Justin Robinson got away from me on the last hill, but I beat

everyone else in the group to take the sprint. So that was it; since you live

and die by your last race, no matter how stupid you know that is, I was going

to Europe again!

I continued to ride decently in the next few races, and won the sprint from

my

group again in Chicago to take 14th there, and move into the top 20 over all

for the SuperCup. I was 99% sure I was going to Europe now, and my plan was

just to go for a few weeks at the end of the season. Even though I was going

well, I had no pretensions of going to Worlds, and I didn't want to be away

from home for more that a few weeks. There's a lot of racing in Europe between

Christmas and the New Year, so I figured I go then and come home on the 9th

when the Euros have their national championships. Nice, short trip, and I

could

take my break the last two weeks of January.

It was a great plan. But somehow I let my ambition get the best of me, and

here's where things got out of hand. Tobi told me he was going to do the World

Cup in Holland on January 2nd, and since there were only two Americans doing

the race out of a possible five, I should try and start, too. Hell, yeah!

World

Cup! And if I was going to do the one in Holland on the 2nd, what not stay and

do the one in France on the 16th? And if I stay to do the one in France on the

16th, why not stay and do the SuperPrestige in Switzerland on the 24th? And if

I stay for the SuperPrestige on the 24th, why not stay one more week and go

watch Worlds, or maybe get to ride if I'm lucky? So with one small suggestion,

I was making plans for a 6-week trip. I called Timmy J. to see what the deal

was with riding the World Cups. He put me in touch with the right people, and

permission was granted! David Mayer-Oakes at USACycling conferred with Sean

Petty, said it was a go, and said they'd get me a USA uniform out before I

leave. I bought my ticket that day!

At this point I figured the trip was going to be a last hurrah sort of thing.

I wasn't necessarily trying to make a career anymore like Timmy was, nor did I

think I was talented enough to, anyway. I wanted to go for the experience,

because I had the chance; and I know I'd regret it later if I didn't take

advantage of it. At the very least, I knew I'd become a better coach, and

perhaps even a better person. Besides, both Timmy and Tobi promised me we'd

have fun. Even my wife talked me into going. (Actually, that makes sense, I

guess. But we won't go there.) I had gotten top 20 again in Seattle, so I had

some confidence going, too.

And then I went out to Portland. And I sucked. And then I went out to San

Francisco. And I still sucked. And then I got home from nationals, and not

only

was there no USA uniform for me, this was the reply from Jiri Mainus when I

tried to track one down. (His English seems to get worse when it's convenient

for him. I call it the "Gaggioli Affect"):



Dear Adam,

Thank you for the information. I am in present in winter park my holiday.

Any races in Europe accept UCI World Cup you may participate with your club

uniforms. We will provide national team uniforms for athletes selected for the

World Championships.

I wish you good luck in Europe.

jm



No shit, buddy, thanks for the help. You know, it's this guy's job to help

riders compete internationally. His job description is "International

Competition Director." As far as he was concerned, though I was just ruining

his vacation. So, even though I had been given permission to enter the World

Cups weeks before, and was told there was a uniform on the way, it seemed now

that since I was wasn't on the World's Team they weren't going to spend an

extra dollar on me. I was making them do their job, but as a 'cross rider I

wasn't going to win any Olympic medals and increase their USOC funding, so I

was simply an annoyance. Luckily for me, I was already entered in the World

Cups, and had contracts for the four other races that weren't World Cups.

Timmy

said he'd loan me a jersey, so I guess all was not lost. It's just

discouraging

to try to get to the highest level of the sport in spite of your federation,

instead of with it's assistance.

So, anyway, all at once my world seemed be falling apart. I was beginning to

question again whether or not I even deserved to be at those races. And even

so, what was the point of traveling across the world, away from my life, away

from my wife, just to try not to get lapped in some 'cross races I really

wasn't good enough to be in in the first place. At this point, it all just

felt

like more trouble than it's worth. Not to mention they charged my 90 freakin'

dollars for my bike because it was overweight, even though I only checked 2

bags. God dammit!

But I'm still here. I didn't run off the plane just before take-off, even

though I pictured it. And I didn't run any of the last-minute Christmas

shoppers down in Nothampton today while I did my last-minute errands before I

left, though I pictured that, too. I almost just stayed in bed this morning,

which might have been the best thing to do.

But tomorrow's Christmas, and I'll be in Europe. We'll see what happens, I

guess.



Adam Hodges Myerson-<AMye-@REMOVETHISaol.com>

"I am a man more sinned against than sinning."

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