tony kic

oh, hi. i'm planning on heading to salem for an enlightening few hours at the kroc center tomorrow and would love to absolve the deep seated guilt i'd be plagued with if i drove by myself. my current road legal options include:
1) my van. seating for five, 15mpg, zombie resistant. currently wearing studded tires and still pretty swampy inside from cross season. has killer miami bass.
2)my hillbilly old man camper truck. seating for two, but there are lap belts on a bench in the back and if people rode back there they could make lunch or play boggle. it goes about 55 or 60 and gets a phenomenal 22 mpg. it's my first choice, despite only offering am/fm radio.
3)motorbike. 40mpg, seating for me and someone little and tolerant. while by far the most economical and fastest, i'd only take this as a last resort as my capacity for being cold and wet in this life has already been spent.

we can take your car, too. i need to be home by 3:45. i won't be around a computer machine for the rest of the evening, so call my satellite phone if you want to make a plan- 971-570-3856. -t