Kevin
I hope this bike doesn't sell soon only because I hope to read more supplications for it's transfer. I haven't seen a pleading this worthy since a certain RV was posted, and reposted, here!
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Subject: [OBRA Chat] Track Bike For Sale / When Angels Weep
From: uma
Date: Mon, 09-Apr-2012 14:12
To: obra@list.obra.org
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56cm bare knuckle track bike
Ready to rumble Alpenrose Winner!!!!!
!!!
Track season is upon us and do you really want to ride a borrowed or rented bike when you could be riding your own track racing Bike, made in Italy by the hands of angels? That's right, this classic steel beauty was welded from the tears of angels. Every hand-picked component custom molded with the testosterone of a thousand bull stallions infused into the very cranks themselves. Sold as-is complete, minus pedals, which you probably won't need anyway, as Bike practically rides itself to the finish line. You should also invest in an incredibly sturdy lock as well, as Bike it will run off on its own and head for open ground and the promise of little fillies to romp with. (cue whinny and snort sounds)
In addition to the mechanical advantages described above, this Bike gives the rider a one-of-a-kind psychological advantage so relevant to track racing:
Custom painted a delicate and unassuming pink, your opponents will assume you aren't man enough to take them down, what with your bubblegum girlie Bike and tight little your skinsuit. If the bike itself doesn't shut them down, there is the laser etched holographic details on the Suzue Promax hubs, like little ninjas, throwing stars as you smoke the inside lane.
What people are saying about this offer:
"Incredible!"
"Wow!"
"Hahahaha!"
WAS ORIGINALLY $1200
PRICE REDUCED TO $900
NOW ONLY $5,000 *
This bike was built and ridden in 2009, and raced to absolute glory one fine summer evening at a Friday night Omnium at Alpenrose. It has been hidden since then, as such mystical wonders of the world much be guarded, treasured... Until now...
It has been suggested that such epic awesomeness only comes by a deal with the devil, but you can have the glory all for yourself for a mere FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS U.S.D.*
*or best offer/hipsters pay double. Email Uma for photos / build details velodevi@gmail.com and make offer.
Will deliver Central Valley / Portland / Mt Hood / Bend
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