benjamin barber

The World Naked Bike Ride is hosting a BIKINI BIKE WASH today from
4-8pm to raise money for next year's ride.

WHY are they raising money? Because it costs almost $3,000 to host
a FREE bike ride.

So bring your dirtiest bike on down to the Hawthorne Burgerville (1122
Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard Portland, OR 97214) and plan to stay
stay awhile.

The Clever Cycles bike tub will be there!
Dingo the clown will be there making balloon bikinis.
A Better Cycle will be teaching the bike washers how to properly clean
a bike (so you can sit back and relax).
Volunteer mechanics will be doing light bike maintenance.
There will be scantily clad men AND women cleaning bikes.
And if you buy food (and smoothies! and milkshakes!) at Burgerville
today, they'll donate a portion of their proceeds to the ride.

There will be three levels of clean offered--
Fully Penetrating Lube - complete wash $20
Rim Job -just washing the wheels $10
Quick N' Dirty - spritz and go $5

And if you bring a fistful of cash, they might even clean the bike
with you on it. ...

See you after work!