Re: Off topic, stolen from the Northern California

Jerald M Powell

2003-03-06

Hooray! I second all that she just said... and would also ask that

folks put their real name on their... (not they're, OR there) posts...



Thanks



Jerry Powell





At 9:00 AM -0800 03/06/03, Candi Murray/Oregon Bicycle Racing Assn wrote:

 I changed some of the locations to make it more appropriate



Number Nazis are nothing. The Grammar Nazis are rising up in anger.



"Your" is the possessive for of "you" as in "your car," "your bike" or "your

camera".



"You're" is a contraction of "you are" as in "You're going to have a good

finish in your race."



"Its" is the possessive form of "it" as in "The camera didn't come with its

correct battery."



"It's" is the contraction of "it is" as in "It's going to be a long day

since the camera came without its battery."



"To" is a preposition, as in "I'm going to Banana belt and I'm going to

choke

the next person who complains about the camera."



"Too" is an adverb used as in "There is way too much garbage online by

people who haven't gone to the trouble to find out about the camera and its

difficulties."



"Two" is a number, as in "My two cents" or "I was number two but the camera

didn't see me because it came without its proper manual."



"There" is a preposition, used as in "I heard about the problems in Cherry

Pie

and I wasn't there but here's what I think anyway."



"They're" is the contraction of "They Are", used as in "They're spending way

too much time online carping about problems they haven't gone to the trouble

of learning about."



"Their" is the possessive form of "They", used as in "Their finish was

properly scored, but they're spending way too much time online carping about

the race not being scored to fiftieth place, which is funny since nearly all

the riders after tenth sat up or had their numbers on wrong and no one could

read them, with or without a camera."



GOT IT?!?





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Jerry Powell

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