Give it time...
On Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:22:26 -0700, Joel Holly
wrote:
> I thought there was also going to be the: "I would have won this race
> if I was running the right tire/pressure" category?
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I thought there was also going to be the: "I would have won this race if I was running the right tire/pressure" category?
Only if you race with ten kitties on your shoulders.
On Thursday, October 4, 2012, David Rosen wrote:
> So that makes you a Cat 10?****
>
> ** **
>
> *From:* obra-bounces@list.obra.org 'obra-bounces@list.obra.org');> [mailto:obra-bounces@list.obra.org]
> *On Behalf Of *Luke DeMoe
> *Sent:* Thursday, October 04, 2012 12:40 PM
> *To:* rondot@spiritone.com 'rondot@spiritone.com');>
> *Cc:* obra
> *Subject:* Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross****
>
> ** **
>
> You all make me sick! Some of us take cyclocross racing very
> serious. I'm moving to Seattle where it is a legit sport governed by a
> group that would never make fun of something so near and dear to my heart.
> USAC has a great model, charge so much that people who don't take it
> serious will just not race! I'm so pissed, I may just give our Brad Ross's
> real age and SSN. ****
>
> On Thu, Oct 4, 2012 at 11:48 AM, wrote:****
>
> So very well said, but you left out the division that I had so hoped for
> myself...............”Riding with a blindfold on” division.****
>
> Maybe next season.****
>
> ron****
>
> ****
>
> *From:* grantcollins@ymail.com ****
>
> *Sent:* Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:08 AM****
>
> *To:* Joe Zauner ****
>
> *Cc:* obra ****
>
> *Subject:* Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross****
>
> ****
>
> Love it! Well said!!!
>
> Sent from my iPhone****
>
>
> On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:*
> ***
>
> *OBRA announces new divisions for cross* ****
>
> ** **
>
> *For immediate release*****
>
> ****
>
> (PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced
> Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of
> the cyclocross season.****
>
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So that makes you a Cat 10?
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Behalf Of Luke DeMoe
Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2012 12:40 PM
To: rondot@spiritone.com
Cc: obra
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
You all make me sick! Some of us take cyclocross racing very serious. I'm
moving to Seattle where it is a legit sport governed by a group that would
never make fun of something so near and dear to my heart. USAC has a great
model, charge so much that people who don't take it serious will just not
race! I'm so pissed, I may just give our Brad Ross's real age and SSN.
On Thu, Oct 4, 2012 at 11:48 AM, wrote:
So very well said, but you left out the division that I had so hoped for
myself..............."Riding with a blindfold on" division.
Maybe next season.
ron
From: grantcollins@ymail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:08 AM
To: Joe Zauner
Cc: obra
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Love it! Well said!!!
Sent from my iPhone
On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:
OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced
Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of
the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has
never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with
an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're
going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night"
division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact
information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said
to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he
said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken
while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby
wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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That is funny as poop, Joe. Finally a thread that will blow up the site the next couple days that is positive and funny.
Here's the division that I want...Stay at home dads that can't find a babysitter pulling a burley trailer division!! Obviously were aloud to go around the barriers.
Thanks for the humor, Joe.
finally got that 40th cat, huh?
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From: Justin Serna
To: Mark J. Ginsberg ; Joe Zauner ; obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 2:10 PM
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Well, at least I may win one race this year. Thank you OBRA.
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From: Mark J. Ginsberg
To: Joe Zauner ; obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:44 PM
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Damn, it looks like I need JVA to give me back my RV so I stand a chance of winning a race.
In related news, Team Ironclad still owes me my DFL price from Fazio farm!
Ginsberg
From: Joe Zauner
To: obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:03 AM
Subject: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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Well, at least I may win one race this year. Thank you OBRA.
CycleSoles.com
Justin J. Serna
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Bend, Oregon 97702
Cell. 502.209.7565
office. 541.647.1108
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From: Mark J. Ginsberg
To: Joe Zauner ; obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:44 PM
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Damn, it looks like I need JVA to give me back my RV so I stand a chance of winning a race.
In related news, Team Ironclad still owes me my DFL price from Fazio farm!
Ginsberg
________________________________
From: Joe Zauner
To: obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:03 AM
Subject: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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Damn, it looks like I need JVA to give me back my RV so I stand a chance of winning a race.
In related news, Team Ironclad still owes me my DFL price from Fazio farm!
Ginsberg
________________________________
From: Joe Zauner
To: obra
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:03 AM
Subject: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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You all make me sick! Some of us take cyclocross racing very
serious. I'm moving to Seattle where it is a legit sport governed by a
group that would never make fun of something so near and dear to my heart.
USAC has a great model, charge so much that people who don't take it
serious will just not race! I'm so pissed, I may just give our Brad Ross's
real age and SSN.
On Thu, Oct 4, 2012 at 11:48 AM, wrote:
> So very well said, but you left out the division that I had so hoped
> for myself...............”Riding with a blindfold on” division.
> Maybe next season.
> ron
>
> *From:* grantcollins@ymail.com
> *Sent:* Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:08 AM
> *To:* Joe Zauner
> *Cc:* obra
> *Subject:* Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
>
> Love it! Well said!!!
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:
>
> *OBRA announces new divisions for cross*
> *
> *
> *For immediate release*
>
> (PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced
> Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of
> the cyclocross season.
>
> "These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has
> never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends
> with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and
> we're going to see to it they do."
>
> The new divisions are as follows:
>
> "I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division*;*
> "I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night"
> division;
> "I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night"
> division;
> "I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
> "I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
> "I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
> "I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
> "Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
> "I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
> "I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
> "I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
> "I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact
> information" division;
>
> The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background
> said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
>
> "We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he
> said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken
> while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby
> wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
>
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Don't forget baby joggers...which gets split out by baby weight.
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From: rondot@spiritone.com
Sent: 10/4/2012 12:08 PM
To: grantcollins@ymail.com; Joe Zauner
Cc: obra
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
So very well said, but you left out the division that I had so hoped for
myself...............”Riding with a blindfold on” division.
Maybe next season.
ron
*From:* grantcollins@ymail.com
*Sent:* Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:08 AM
*To:* Joe Zauner
*Cc:* obra
*Subject:* Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Love it! Well said!!!
Sent from my iPhone
On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:
*OBRA announces new divisions for cross*
*
*
*For immediate release*
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced
Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of
the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has
never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends
with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and
we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division*;*
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night"
division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact
information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background
said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he
said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken
while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby
wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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So very well said, but you left out the division that I had so hoped for myself...............”Riding with a blindfold on” division.
Maybe next season.
ron
From: grantcollins@ymail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:08 AM
To: Joe Zauner
Cc: obra
Subject: Re: [OBRA Chat] OBRA announces new divisions for cross
Love it! Well said!!!
Sent from my iPhone
On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:
OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;
"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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Love it! Well said!!!
Sent from my iPhone
On Oct 4, 2012, at 10:03 AM, Joe Zauner wrote:
> OBRA announces new divisions for cross
>
> For immediate release
>
> (PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
>
> "These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
>
> The new divisions are as follows:
>
> "I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;
> "I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;
> "I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;
> "I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;
> "I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;
> "I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;
> "I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;
> "Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;
> "I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;
> "I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
> "I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
> "I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
>
> The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
>
> "We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
>
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OBRA announces new divisions for cross
For immediate release
(PORTLAND) -- The Oregon Bicycle Racing Association (OBRA) announced Thursday 12 new divisions to take effect immediately for the remainder of the cyclocross season.
"These new divisions should increase the likelihood that someone who has never won a race will some day do just that," said a guy who is friends with an OBRA official speaking on background. "These people want to win and we're going to see to it they do."
The new divisions are as follows:
"I've got a wife and kid, and I went out drinking last night" division;"I've got a wife and two kids, and I went out drinking last night" division;"I've got a wife and two kids and they went out drinking last night" division;"I think there's something wrong with my rear wheel" division;"I'm overweight and have one leg shorter than the other" division;"I'm overweight and have 40 cats and can't get a date" division;"I'm still trying to sell my RV on the OBRA list" division;"Quit calling me a sandbagger you fucking baby" division;"I'm going to race dressed like a pirate!" division;"I just gave out Brad Ross' contact information" division;"I just outed you for giving out Brad Ross' contact information" division;"I just demonstrated that it was okay to give out Brad Ross' contact information" division;
The guy who is friends with an OBRA official and speaking on background said to prepare for longer wait times at the podium.
"We expect some long lines leading to the podium but it'll be worth," he said. "Everyone should be able to stand atop it and get their picture taken while holding their cat or parrot or baby... that is provided the baby wasn't out drinking the night before. OBRA will not endorse that behavior."
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