Joseph A. Field
In response to your incessant queries:
1) We strongly deny that Match.com acquired the Blind Date at the
Dairy and that broken-hearted singles from all over the country will
overwhelm our races.
2) We strongly deny that Eric Tonkin parlayed millions of dollars
of cyclocross winnings into his acquisition of the Tonkin car
dealerships.
3) We strongly deny that Candy asked us to have each of you shout,
"Hello Candy" on each lap when you cross the scorer's table.
4) We curiously admit that at $5 per race, the one lap, Blind Date
Stampede is both the cheapest and most expensive bike race in OBRA. We
further concede that we can't figure out if we should charge Stampede
tandems $5 or $10 and whether we should charge Stampede unicyclists
$2.50 or $5.
5) Finally, we adamantly admit that pre-registration for the Blind
Date Season Series and for our first race, closes this Monday at
midnight. We also admit that if you don't pre-register, you will
contribute to long lines at onsite registration and detract from
everyone's chill. http://obra.org/schedule#september
Can't wait Wednesday!
Happy racing,
Joe & Tony
www.crossseries.com
https://www.facebook.com/groups/146750388669378/
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Joseph A. Field
Field Jerger LLP
621 SW Morrison, Suite 1225
Portland, Oregon 97205
503.228 2665 (direct dial)
503.225.0276 (fax)
joe@fieldjerger.com
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